toddlenhame wrote:A great time was had by all.
It full well sounds it! {Wish I was there.

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The BBC (as re-broadcast in the USA via NPR [0]) had a recitation of the "Address the a Haggis", and I could
just make out the words (being on the road at the time, I, however, had more important things to worry about). A nice little piece.
As far as "piping in the haggis" goes, all I could think of really quickly was a parallel of piping in music (originally done with tubes -- kinda like the Intarnet -- think ships' speaking tubes) or other forms of liquid or gas transport (or viscous solids, I suppose, in which class haggis might count. [OK, that last bit was tongue-in-cheek; I hope that my mother's admonition about crossing my eyes -- they'll stick that way! -- doesn't hold for keeping one's tongue firmly in cheek.]
[0] National Public Radio. It's somewhat comparable to the BBC, but we Yanks don't pay a license tax for receivers so NPR has to get by with the occasional government grant and donations from listeners.